Just His Luck

So my boyfriend wins for having the worst day ever. We were on our way to play tennis for the first time since we have both been in high school. We had our cool sunglasses on and were ready to enjoy the nice weather and get some E X E R C I S E plus we could hang out with our friends and play doubles. We have only been warming up for like 5 minutes when I turn around to get a ball I hear someone scream "OH SHIT!" I look over my shoulder and see Joe face flat on the pavement on my side of the net. I imagined this had happened before running over to him. I noticed that unlike this video, he didn't get up. Thinking he only had a cut on his chin and a bruised arm, we cleaned it up and noticed that the cut on his chin was pretty bad. We debated what to do because Joe decided to become uninsured 3 months ago. After shoving a damp alcohol cloth on his chin and grunting bloody hell, I took Joe to the Urgent Care Center where he recieved 7 stitches-2 internal to the muscles-and 5 on the outer part of his skin. For the complete experience click here if you have a strong stomach! Turns out he broke his elbow too after getting X - R A Y S. All this from trying to jump a tennis net! I can't stop l a u g h i n g. Now he feels like an idiot and his writing arm imparied. He would probably kill me if he knew I was telling my whole class about this...but I'm sure he will laugh later...hopefully! At least he made my day funny!